Do you call it SPOOF ?

MOTHER'S DAY

One day, there are 3 children. They wanted to give a surprised to their mother in the mother’s day. And the 3 of them were very rich.

The first son gave her a luxurious and very big house. The second son gave her a limousine with its driver. And the third son remembered that his mother loved to read bible, but his mother couldn’t read anything because she had a problem wit her eyes. 

Then, the third son tried to looked for a parrot and trained to memorize verses. So the parrot can tell the verses of the bible if his mother ask it.
In the giving day, their mother sent 3 letters to her sons. The first son received a letter ‘The house that you gave to me is so big and I just lived in the small part of it’. The second son received ‘The car that you gave was too luxury and the driver was very rude’. The third son received ‘My dearest son. Thank you for the gift. You know what I want. Chicken soup that you give was so delicious’.

The Pitty College Student

One day, there was an overseas college student. He was a science student, and sometimes science majoring has a following subjects such as : mathematics, chemistry and etc. Finally this boy took physic  majoring, but it’s because of he late to registered, all of the secondary majoring has been closed except bird majoring, because of he didn’t love it so he seldom come to the class.

And in the examination , the professor came to the class and distributed the questions sheet. When he saw the paper, he was very shock because the question sheet contains of bird’s paw and what is the bird name. He was very angry and threw the paper. Then the professor got angry and said “YOU’RE FAILED ! AND WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?”


Not long after that, the student took off the shoes and his shocks, and the professor was very shock when he saw the student’s feet, and then realize that it’s a kind of paw, and the student ask to the professor “Now guess who I am ?”